Drunk Blog (episode 1)

2011 is the year of adventure. Now, adventure doesn't equate to being drunk all the time, but in thehis case it does.  I'm looking at the keyboard while I type this so I'm hoping that I make few mistakes, bu thaose that I do make I am leaving in for posterity. Here are some of the thtoughts that I had while my inrtoxication level rose this eveing:


1.) Nobody gets in between a person and the bartender when they want their first drink.

2.) No bartender can move fast enough when a cute girl asks you to get her a glass of wter

3.) I can see why a lot of babies are made ass a result of a drunken night.

4.) Walking home drunk is safer than driving, but it also takes a lot longer.

4.) the smal.ler the glass the druink comes in, the more sexpensive it is.

I shouldn't be typing this.